Dead Dark Slide - Self Titled Demo (2002)
Dead Dork Slide are/is for the most part a one person project, created by Ryan "I have no talent" Michalski, with some additional backing vocals and drums/synths by Juan "Punchy" Gonzales of Diet of Worms.
Rumored to be Goth/Industrial, Dead Dark Slide must be heard to be believed.
Inane lyrics, lousy production and vocals from hell.
Now defunct, DDS only played one show in September 2003 before calling it a day.
Ryan (Times Flies, Spaceking) is currently working with noise artist Clint Listing on one of their myriad of collaborations.
This is the ORIGINAL demo version of his/their 2004 release, with 5 songs not found on the later version.
If you ask real nice, I'll upload the 2004 release too....
I even have his equally crappy Spaceking release....which is the gayest pop ever recorded...
Track Listing:
(written as misspelled by "artist"
1) Fish Bowl
2) Grim
3) Cray
4) Sax & Violins
5) can You See Me?
6) Rainbow
7) REP
8) Tough
9) You Are Dead
10) Ryan09
11) Fock Love
12) You Wanted
13) Tree01
Studio Line-up
Glass Oils (Ryan) - Vocals, Guitar
Punchy - Drums, Synths
Live Line-up
Glass Oils (Ryan) - Vocals, Guitar
Punchy the Mummy - vocals, bass
Willy the Wonder Wolf - Synths, dancing
Metaldusa - backing vocals, dancing
http://www.soundclick.com/deaddarkslide
http://www.cosmonaught.50megs.com/
http://members.soundclick.com/spacesmp3
Seriously, this some of the most painfully pathetically funny shit ever recorded..
Let me know what you think,,,
How bad does it suck?
Best answer wins a prize....