Nigel Kennedy - Polish Spirit 2007 torrent

I think Nigel Kennedy is a genius.
What an amazing violinist. OK...don't
mither me.
I had this mate once...long time ago
...his name was Ziggy. He was some sort
of Polish merchant seaman or whatever.
He lived with this blonde bird. And one
night...(oh, should mention they lived in a
tower block)...she opened the bedroom window
and leapt. She made a right mess on the
pavement. Talk about Heart of Darkness,
it's not in it. And this happened in
Manchester, UK. It was not even in the
Belgian Congo. Joseph Conrad...eat your
heart out.
And I had this other mate whose name
was John. Some bloke that John knew
asked to borrow an axe from him. Then
the bloke went home with the axe that
John had lent him and buried it in his
wife's skull.
Another mate...he was called John
aswell. When it used to be the old
coin meters for the gas over here. He
borrowed five pence for the gas meter and
then stuck his head in the gas cooker oven.
Topped himself.
What I am trying to say is...I still
love Sigourney Weaver.
And I had this other mate, about thirty-
five, thirty-six years ago. He went
bonkers. Caved his mam's skull in with a
Fender Telecaster. That's no way to treat
a guitar. He said the voices
from the television had told him to
do it...what do you expect if you watch
the BBC. He's still in the secure mental
facility. He will never be allowed out.
Oh yeah. Hi, guys. Forgot to say
hello. Sorry.
And do you know that a male's ejaculum
exits from the penis at an average speed
of about 28mph. That's faster than my
bitch can gobble. Just thought I'd
mention it.
And a great quote for you. When a
journalist asked Rita Hayworth why her
personal life had been such a series of
tragedy, she replied: "It's not my fault.
Men went to bed with Gilda, but woke up
with Rita Hayworth". Is that a great
quote or what. She was a lovely
looking woman. I might dig her up.
Nightissuchproximity bursts into
song: "Gimme the moonlight...gimme the
spade...and leave the rest...to...me".