10cc - The Best Of torrent

I had this mate right. We were on a
dirty weekend in London, UK. Yeah.
That's the one...the Soho tourist route.
Anyway, before I tell you this, I
must first tell you we went to some
real seedy joint and this woman...
she was standing at the bar...lifted her
legs and pointed her stilleto heels in
my mate's direction. And there was a
sticker on the sole of one of her shoes.
"For ten pounds...I'm all yours".
Anyway, back to what I intended to
tell you. This same mate...we were
in Hyde Park together. Some demented
politician (can't remember his name)
was ranting from a soapbox. This mate
of mine started slagging off the
politician. My mate told him he was
a lunatic. Then the politician asked
my mate whether he could prove that he
was not a lunatic. And this mate
went "I can prove I'm not mad". He
pulled out, from his inside jacket pocket,
a copy of his release papers from the
nuthouse. Papers that said my mate
was now sane and allowed back into
society. Weird or what.
Just thought I'd mention it, 'cause
I know how much you love my asides.

And some advice concerning education...
not that I've got any.
Do not waste your time going to
university. Buy a copy of The Times
every day and read it from cover to cover.
Best education you will ever get.