(ADNSIX MODIFIED) Zoku Owarimonogatari Episode 5 (English) torrent

Hey I wanted to try to translate episode 5 of Zoku, and I used ADNSIX's french translation as a foundation. Please check out his original French translation here: https://nyaa.si/view/1130591
I'm Canadian so my french is quite weak, and I used Yandex quite liberally, but I hope this is a serviceable sub.

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